Dear Delta…June 21st, 2010 @ 2:56 pm
Thank you for making it possible for me to travel to Wisconsin, Ohio, Alabama, and Mississippi all in the last 38 days. Also, thank you for the medallion rankings that make it possible for me to upgrade to first class. Lets be honest, life it better up there.
Thank you for all the sky-miles that you give me for my loyalty. I’ll happily redeem them for a FREE flight next time I am flying for fun. Thank you for providing Wi-Fi on most of your flights. This helps me stay connected even at 10,000 feet. You’re right, the sky is no longer the limit.
However Delta, with all that good comes some bad. I REALLY wish that you would make a dress code that was as strict as your security policy. There is just something about flying that makes people think they should dress like they are still in bed! No joke, some people that fly make the people at Wal-Mart look like they are going to the prom!
Is it to much to ask that all passengers where a bra, deodorant, have brushed their teeth and hair, and have taken a shower in the last week. These people have to sit next to me and I shouldn’t have to feel like I’m trapped in a Chinese prison. Delta, isn’t there something more that you can do for me?
If you were really worried about security, instead of making me take off my shoes, belts, sweater, hat, jewelry and then make me walk through a X-Ray machine that allows you to see me naked; couldn’t you instead smell the breath, air pits, and butt of the people that I will be sitting next to for the next 4 hours. Please?
Can I just say that on my last flight I sat next to someone that smelled so nasty! Words can’t even describe a smell like that. The oder of this guy would have raised our national security level to RED! Freak! Instead, you let him pass right through your security line and you made me throw away my finger nail clippers. Seriously, not cool.
Oh, and last thing… peanuts and cookies are so 1960′s. Can you please upgrade your snacks? My flight was over $700 and you gave me a .15 cent bag of peanuts. Lame.
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Whitney
said,
June 24, 2010 at 12:06 am
WOW! You go girl! But I have to admit that I wear close to pj’s on a plane (however I smell appropriate) and traveling with a child on a plane is oh-so-fun but I can’t promise that she has always emitted perfume-quality smells.
I think I’d get picky if I traveled for work too! I’m going to forward you a hilarious, old email that this reminded me of. SO funny!
laura felt
said,
July 9, 2010 at 8:51 am
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! get the same feedback from Malcolm–although he seems to a little more lucky on his seating partners. oh–and I miss you. Maybe someday when we are all old and stuff and we don’t work our butts off (literally–mine is working on falling off from work exhaustion) then we can just sit and sip lemonade and talk about old people stuff. Oh and with all our free sky miles we’ll send ourselves on a cruise.
ok, I’m already getting kinda old to be having this dream. it’s cool, I can admit that.
love you
laura felt