Happy Thanksgiving!

Just to get the day started off right (and to burn a few extra calories), here are some jokes that are SURE to get a good laugh!

Q:  Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A:  Because he had the drumsticks!

Q:  Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
A:  The buckle was on his hat!

Q:  What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A:  Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q:  What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
A:  The letter G!

Q:  What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
A:  Dessert, of course!

Gobble, Gobble!